Saturday, 13 December 2014

How to deal with unwanted attention

I thought I would use today's post as an opportunity to impart some words of wisdom on whoever just so happens to find themselves reading this ol' piece. I assume your presence is due to the fact that you A. have the unfortunate problem of receiving unwanted attention and would like advice on how to rectify the situation or B, you're on a helluva bus journey and this so happens to be your source of entertainment for the next five minutes. Either way, you're welcome on board. 

It goes without saying that from time to time, you're likely to be on the receiving end of some unwanted attention. Whether that be from old snake hips at the bar; with his wandering eyes and his 'I'm going to casually brush past you and touch you inappropriately' dance moves or from that girl that would call out Mother Teresa on her culinary skills... 'cause that soup kitchen soup is like, totally bland. We've all been there.

How you react says a lot about you as a person. Sure, you can go in dropping f-bombs quicker than Katie Price commits to a new man, but that's probably going to reel in a whole shit storm of attention that aint no one got time for. On the flip side you can suck it up and shake it off... Taylor Swift wrote a whole song about it so surely it's gotta work, right? Alternatively you can take a leaf out of Hamish's book when Ralph gets all up in her grill... Turn your nose up at that shit, squirt pee on it and strut away. Diva. 



  1. Really loved this post!! Especially the little picture of your Guinea pig, their little mouths and noses are the cutest :') x

    Jordan | Keep Dreaming ♥

    1. Thank you... Piggy faces are definitely the cutest :) xxx

  2. Haha I loved this post! Doing a Taylor Swift is definitely the best way to go about it! xx


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