Friday, 29 May 2015

Shit My Fiance Says #1

Because men are funny. 

Damn you, oblong pitta bread and your confusing ways!

If in doubt, Mick Hucknall..

Thank goodness you cleared that up! 

because what every newlywed dreams of is to be eaten by a pack of wolves or a hungry shark

Flattery gets you everywhere these days.

You know, those razor sharp, lethal sandwiches. They should come with a warning. 

There are no words...

A lot of our conversations revolve around sausages...

Point proven.  


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